free sms jokes
1-Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" 2-What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? 3-The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. 4-Q: What does a blonde owl say? 5-A: What, what? 6-WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! 7-What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? 8-Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? 9-Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? 10-What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? 11-What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? 12-Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? 13-A: Her IQ goes up. 14-Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!! 15-Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. 16-I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. 17-I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. 18-How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? 19-For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
Magnets have a positive side!
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
He was looking for Pooh!
You don't, you've told her twice already!
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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